Salty Spitoon 

When a guy jizzes into a girls nostril

"David gave me a salty spitoon last night"

Salty Spitoon by Pepe Dankmeme April 22, 2016

Salty Sailor

The embodiment of pure human hatred.
Used only in the most necessary of circumstances.
Refers to the most extreme of human hatred towards another living being, at an almost indescribable magnitude.

He killed my wife and children.
Burned my house to the ground.
Blackmailed me for ten years.
I could kill that salty sailor.

Salty Sailor by The S.S. March 22, 2009

salty smoothie 

what a girl swallows after a blow job

I just have her a salty smoothie

salty smoothie by dickserect November 16, 2006

Salty Slurpie 

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

Salty Slurpie by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010

Salty-Snowball

Louisiana sweaty balls covered in condensed milk!

In mid Augaust, with Dejango heat, I offered that whore a Salty-Snowball!

Salty-Snowball by The Resinators October 26, 2013

Salty siren 

When you ejaculate into your partners mouth unexpectedly...then they scream and scurry away.

I totally gave my girl the salty siren last night!!

Salty siren by MST221 June 16, 2017

salty spread 

when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj

paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread

salty spread by milk T January 10, 2008