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Salemander

A person who lives or hails from Salem, Massachusetts.
We had an interview with this Salemander today, but she never showed up!
by mattypopolsku November 27, 2011
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salamandra

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by NOT RUCHO November 27, 2018
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mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.
As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.
by netteach March 14, 2003
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a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021
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valamander

1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets)

2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.

3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.

4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them

5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.

6. lives in a swamp

7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT

8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting
"you know valamander?"
"dude the whole town knows valamander"
"hows this?"
"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"
"i hear shes mad loose"
"things a tire"
by whole town of braintree November 6, 2008
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Fire Salamander2000

A very powerful warrior who uses fire energy to defeat his enemies. He is also a very excellent spriter and lives in the lair of Zetasphere.
I Firesalamander2K will smite you with my magma blade.
by Some Dude March 27, 2003
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SalamanderKiller

one who smashes any of various small lizardlike amphibians of the order Caudata, having porous scaleless skin and four, often weak or rudimentary legs, with toilet lids

the greatest webmaster alive (www.na-clan.net
dang, you killed it, you stupid mother fucking son of a bitch assed bastard salamanderkiller

man, your site is phat, but not as good as SalamanderKillers
by SalamanderKiller April 17, 2003
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