sailor moon 

A dull and repetitive anime. One of the biggest targets in anime fandom for "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE SO YOU KNOW NOTHING!" This is not true. The original Japanese version is just as bad or worse as this show, and the manga and live-action versions are no better. Stick with Cowboy Bebop, or better yet, get over your anime craze altogether, you demented furry.

Boy, Sailor Moon is hot.

I wanna fuck Sailor Moon up her tight little ass!

God, Sailor Moon's TV show sucks. Imma watch me some Sailor Moon hentai.

sailor moon by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005

Sailor Moon Viz Dub 

A mediocre, cash grab dub of the popular anime Sailor Moon, created in 2014 by Viz Media. A lot of misguided people watch it because they claim it is "very accurate to the Japanese," but in reality, the Viz dub is filled with alterations, censorships, lousy and often unfitting voices, uncle jokes, and all-around cringe. Watchers of the Viz dub often try to justify Viz by saying it is better than the previous dub from 20 years ago, but this is just a lame act of denial.

Note: It is very possible Viz no longer even owns the rights to Sailor Moon in America, due to Viz Media's history with losing licenses, along with the fact they removed all blocks on YouTube of Sailor Moon.

Person: Dude, the Sailor Moon Viz dub is great!
Contrarian: No, they made an "over 9000" joke and got a character's name wrong for 22 episodes.
Person: Yeah, well... I-it's better than the DiC dub!!

Sailor Moon Viz Dub by SailorStarHealer December 25, 2020

Sailor stomp 

This rare phenomenon where a giant foot - which has received a homage in pop culture such as the television show "The Monty Python" due to its mysterious nature - lowers out of the sky every 120 years to target an unsuspecting sailor. This is called 'Sailor Stomp Syndrome'; shortened to 'Sailor Stomp

SPLATT! "omg they got gay john(the sailor)"
he got sailor stomped :(
awwwwwwwwwww

Sailor stomp by Berin April 22, 2006

Sailor's Diet 

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.

I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.

Sailor's Diet by Theoic September 26, 2010

sailor bill syndrome 

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!

he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

sailor bill syndrome by michael foolsley June 12, 2011

sailor's handkerchief 

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

sailor's handkerchief by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

Sailor Mike 

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

Sailor Mike by redddrose November 10, 2011