greasy sausage

A person who takes Gods and brainwashes them from Gucci to Goodwill

"Steve! Stop being a Greasy Sausage! Jeez!"

by Nylhcir Horan June 26, 2015

sloppy sausage dog

When a woman is giving 2 guys a blow job at the same time and their peckers overlapped one another in her mouth

Did you here about. Guber and Gobbler they got Sloppy Sausage Dogged by Gertrude at the party last night.

by Rebel200x January 27, 2017

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021

Silly Sausage

Someone who is a silly sausage is a very silly and clumsy person. Being called this is a more polite way of saying stupid

James you are a silly sausage for not going to school

by finbinkinchin June 30, 2022

Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013

bury the sausage

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

by Retrix February 24, 2010

sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.

She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?

by jpsi June 11, 2006