fuck swerve

The really lame swear words you come out with when shouting at other road users whilst driving. This can be a mash up of two completely incompatible swear words when you can't make your mind up quick enough which one to use and end up using both, or when you just take too long to come up with anything and end up with something really lame.

Driver: ''OH nice indicating you f#ucking .....TWUNT!''
Passenger: ''Nice fuck swerve there , dude!''

Driver: ''Try getting in the right lane you stupid twatting ....erm....twat...''
Passenger: ''Ha, fuck swerve dude!''

by Grimblette September 5, 2016

Swerve

A person that you don't want to associate with. Someone who has sold out.

Kanye West is a SWERVE.

by Zaimejs December 16, 2011

Swerb

To swerb (v), swerbed, swerbing.

High concept pranking. Next level shit. Similar to being served but worse because it's got a b in.

Dabe: Hey mate, I made you beans on toast for tea!
Gleb: This isn't beans on toast, it's beans on a DVD of Shrek 2!
Dabe: YOU GOT SWERBED!

by Martib October 31, 2015

Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

by Sffil June 2, 2008

Swert

a adj. that describes things as "cool" its sister word is sweet. Most commonly used in the south.Also used in the north though to sound hillbillyish.

That's a swert mustang.

by Kelly Houk June 17, 2003

Swerve

Song by D-Ca$h and Dj Moreau Murphy

Nigga 1:Dude did you hear fucking Moreau murphy's new shit its off the hook

Nigga 2:No dude ill go check it out

Nigga 1:You better bitch #Swerve

by Nigaroni July 28, 2012

swerve

1. (v) to trick; to fool; to send for a loop
2. (n) the act of being tricked

1. The identity thief swerved everyone.
2. That was a funny swerve.

by Marchant July 23, 2004