Swafty

A feeling of being hung over,

Symntoms include:
Tiredness
Lightheaded
Hungry
Ill
Weak

No known cure has been discovered, coz no-one was looking into it.

I got so smashed last night, I'm feeling a little swafty now. Wait, why are my pants on back-to-front?

by cann0nfodder May 5, 2011

Stafford Middle School

A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.

Did you see Ava? She's from Stafford middle school.

by Roachella September 2, 2019

discord staff

a morbidly obese pedophile that gets butthurt over 4 lines of text and images.

Discord staff will ban anyone who uses a bot command or posts an image in #general.

by random definer person January 25, 2021

staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

by shizer July 28, 2004

STAFU

Abbreviation of Shut the Actual Fuck Up.

(It has been a long night. Peter has been snoring all night and Joy can't take it anymore)

Peter: *Gorilla snore*

Joy: STAFU

by shitguys!shit September 24, 2011

American Staffordshire Terrier

The American Staffordshire Terrier, also known as the AmStaff or American Staffy is a medium-sized, short-coated American dog breed. AmStaffs are playful, intelligent, affectionate and loyal dogs. American Staffys have some of the most unique and adorable personalities. My 11 month old American Staffy named Bruce loves to snuggle up next to me on the sofa. At night he cuddles next to me and snores the entire night. Outside or at the dog park he is so playful and full of beans. He loves the attention he gets from little kids and adults. At the end of the day it all comes down to how the dogs are raised and cared for. All dogs need socialisation and proper training.

That American Staffordshire Terrier was so cute!

by Sonny Jay December 1, 2021

doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010