Suicide

Suicide is serious, I’m not here to joke either, suicide is when a person feels so awful that they Hide themselves form everyone and feels awful about themselves,

Some people joke about suicide but most people who do actually struggle with it, the highest rate of suicide is by Teenagers, People who left Cults, People who lost a lifetime partner.

1 in 70 people kill themselves Some people OD Overdose others shoot themselves, others slit their wrists,

There is hope though, if you are considering suicide call 1-800-273-8255

I want to commit suicide

I’m sorry, I love you all but I hurt sorry that I didn’t feel good enough to stay sorry that I killed myself, sorry that I committed suicide, love you all

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man March 16, 2020

Suitjamas

A combination between a suit and pajamas, worn to bed because you never know when two horny oiled-up ladies show up at your place at night. You've always gotta look sharp, enter suitjamas!

(As worn by 'How I met your Mother's' Barney Stinson)

"Luckily I had traded in my striped jammies for killer Suitjamas, the cheerleading squad stopped by last night..."

Suitjama up!

by hitsamty March 19, 2009

suicide nut

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017

Suicide

Suicide is when a person has had enough of their life, to a point where they can't keep going, so they decide to kill themselves. Suicide isn't talked about enough, otherwise children wouldn't be dying, and parents wouldn't have to be crying. It's very sad, but it's also serious, it shouldn't be joked about, and unfortunately... Most people who commit suicide are bullied, and we need to take action towards this. Instead of teaching bullying at 12-14 teach it at 6-8. We shouldn't be afraid to let children know what's going out in the world, it just proves that it's really bad, and it's only going to get worse.

Please remember you are beautiful, amazing, talented, loved and above all, human. You are going to have bad days, you are going to have good ones, just PLEASE PLEASE... Please, remember to keep your head up king/queen, you've got lots to loose...
Call 0101123, if you are having suicidal thought, stay awesome, I love you.

Bully: Haha, they killed themself! What a coward.
Me: They have been through a lot more than you'll ever experience in your whole life, also if they're cowards, how are all suicide methods painful? And it takes a lot of courage to kill yourself.

by aiden2024 August 19, 2020

anal suicide

That unseen act happening in the stall next to you, characterized by mysterious and horrible sounds and smells, groans and gasps, maybe even cursing or weeping, and usually accompanied by plopping and splashing of water, multiple toilet flushes and sighs.

I swear the dude in the stall next to me just committed anal suicide; it's like all his innards fell out through his ass and he flushed them down the toilet. The smell almost killed me.

by simplyscott December 20, 2012

Suit Poop

1. When some one is in a formal situation and needs to take a monster shit.
2. When some one actually poops in their suit. (not covered under the warranty at the Men's Warehouse.)

1. Your best man runs away from the alter due to a monster shit. He is about to take a suit poop.

by The Thundershits HOOOOOOOOO January 5, 2010

Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018