by Bartjuu March 21, 2011
by mike the dog March 05, 2009
Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.
by oracle March 13, 2004
A bumper fix usually zip ties occassianly wire often used for when ken block wannabes fuck up daddys car and have to fix it when they hit a curb snowbank ect.
Whinny teenager "dude i fucked up my dads car while trying to be ken block last night"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
by Lifted_jeep_dude_1997 February 10, 2017
When a strange person hooks up with another person either equally or more weird then themselves. Often times one parter is dangerously obsessed with the other thereby making these relationships especially hard to escape from.
After escaping a long lilo and stitch relationship with Derek, Dawn had to change her name, grow a beard and leave town to secure her safety.
by xXLucieXx December 05, 2009
When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.
by Dracythis June 21, 2017
Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.
Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.
I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.
I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.
by chickey85 March 23, 2019