gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.

Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba

by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021

Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

by TinyTerribleDancer May 24, 2018

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 22, 2006

stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.

Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."

by levychevy April 01, 2013

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 04, 2018

Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.

"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff

by LooneyRooney October 05, 2016