corn stalk

An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.

My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.

"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"

"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"

by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007

bean stalk

a horny bean; the epitome of clitoral arousal and erected-ness

lick my bean stalk!!!

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Shade Stalk

Japanese word for penis (陰茎,) translated literally.

Fred has a huge Shade Stalk!

by Crypt Skiddie October 19, 2005

bloody stalk

stalking someone with the intention of fatal harm

i'm on the bloody stalk, puttin' suckers in the chalk

by hoodlumus April 26, 2007

Celery Stalk

A vegetative patient who has lost consciousness for a long period of time.

Ever since the accident 2 years ago Samantha has been a Celery Stalk

by Mentro February 9, 2019

e-stalk

Religiously following a person's status updates on facebook, usually:

a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.

Beth: Omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. He comments on like every one of my status updates.
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee

by indicannabisativa July 14, 2009

FB stalk mobile

when you stalk someone on facebook, either a friend or a suggested friend by looking at their interests and Photographs

Joe- ''hey is that Kalia FB?

John- yeah she is hot, lets look at her photos

to the FB stalk mobile

by kjnch September 8, 2011