Stage Puff

When a person in his/her own capacity has false hopes or delusions of being on stage, and then puff it’s gone. This condition can last anywhere from seconds to ones entire life.

Hot damn stage puffs everywhere I can’t even get no damn work done!!

by acox268 January 4, 2020

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Stage Player

A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.

Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"

by Fezbiano February 20, 2011

Stage Gay

A really good m/m or f/f trope where two members of a band fake a relationship but end up falling in love with each other and don’t know how to tell the other person because they have both agreed the relationship is purely platonic.

I thought our relationship was stage gay, but I think I’ve fallen in love with them.

by SeesawTheSpy August 8, 2021

Stage Belly

A big stomach/belly.

When I saw Jonathan, I knew immediately that he had a stage belly.
I had a stage belly after Thanksgiving.

by Bob Orton 123 March 26, 2022

Stage-Chlick

Plays aimed at literate female audiences. A combination of Chick-Lit fused with Stage

"Her Eyes Were Watching God" was adapted with great faith to the original though Director Winston upped the ante and turned this performance into pure Stage-Chlick, making it smart, sassy and aiming at young women aged 18-25

by xanacan September 6, 2009

stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing

devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!

by morrisgillian June 15, 2018