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pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.
we;re pulling staff out of your ass
by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009
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Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

Ultimate Staff
by willdb May 15, 2010
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gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
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Babestation Staff-room

A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.
"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"

Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013
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Twitch Staff

Staff that works on the streaming platform Twitch.tv, often called Clowns due to not abiding to their own Terms Of Service and clowning around.
Twitch staff doesn't ban Alinity, they're a bunch of horny clowns.

Twitch staff clowning around again..
by TwitchClowns December 2, 2019
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tree staff

YU STICK DE STAF INTO DE GROUND AND IT TURN INTO A TRE
YO! He's got a tree staff!
by DaBoiWiki December 16, 2019
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Staff off to

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.
by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019
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