Skip to main content

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
by Braynwayv July 20, 2012
mugGet the Seattle Snorkeler mug.

Seattle Style

A method for wearing a button up long-sleeved shirt in which the wearer only does the TOP two / three buttons up, hence wearing it like a cape with sleeves.
"Hey check Matt Roden out, he's gone Seattle Style."

"Risky."

"Yeah but I think he pull's it off."

"To be fair he did pretty much invent it."
by CptVictorFries March 13, 2012
mugGet the Seattle Style mug.
Related Words

sattwik

A very funny guy. He makes an even better big brother. He can be very annoying sometimes but is also chill. Sattwik isn’t the best secret keeper. However everyone conversation with him is very interesting. He loves talking about science and will explain things to you if you need any help.
“Is that your brother
“Yep he’s very funny and easy to converse with”
“Is his name Sattwik?”
“Yeah!!”
by KishoriPriya98 November 13, 2020
mugGet the sattwik mug.

Seattle

Beautiful city located in the Pacific Northwest.
Home to many amazing bands, people, venues, parks, stores, ect.

The most amazing people live here; they're crazy, they're accepting, they're weird, they're stoners, they're straightedge, they're preppy, they're scene, they're emo, they're musicians, they're Christians, they're Athesists, they're soulfull, they're assholes, they're artists, they've never touched a paint brush in their life, they're African, they're European, they're Asian, they're Pacific Islander, they're gay, they're straight, they're tansvesites, they're designers, they're photographers, they're lazy, they're coffee addicts, they're insomniacs, they sleep in until 5 PM, they're bitches, they're smart, they're stupid, they're great dancers, they have no rhythm, they're politicians, they're hippies, they're punks, they're hardcore, they're sweethearts, they're drunks, they're drug addicts, they're soccer mums, they're teachers, they're role models, heroes, they're inspiring, they're disgusting, they laugh like no other, they're partiers, they stay at home, they're old, they're young, they're dying, they're living, they're smokers, they're college kids, they're drop outs, they're drag queens, and they all fit together perfectly.

If you ever happen to visit this freakishly amazing city, be sure to visit Seattle Center, the Junction, El Corazon, Showbox, REI, Pike Place Market, Pacific Place, Chinatown, Capitol Hill, Alki Beach, Seattle Art Museum, and the Piers. Basically, go everywhere you can, you won't be dissapointed.
Look at that bird, she's got blue hair. So Seattle.
by Parker.:) June 14, 2007
mugGet the Seattle mug.

Seattle Mariners

Mariners beat the A's again, what else is new?
by KRHimself April 23, 2004
mugGet the Seattle Mariners mug.

Seattleite

A person residing in or around Seattle.
"Those seattleites can't take the heat!"
by ben perschek September 12, 2004
mugGet the Seattleite mug.

Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.
I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.
by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011
mugGet the Spatterspray mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email