get smashed

the excessive intake of alcahol enough to become intoxicated and nearly pass out also means drunk

Partys have many people who get smashed also at concerts

by spik31 April 18, 2010

face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

by b9 September 30, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

bag of smashed assholes

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

by khole April 20, 2006

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

Big Bag of Smashed Ass

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.

When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010