Slimy

Worse than wet. Much worse.

Dang, that dog's tongue is slimy.

by YoteboaT September 13, 2020

Slimy

Ya know the disney show newsies? It's the guys from that but cooler. Like they don't sing and dance or anything it's just that time period but cool.

Pronounced slimmy

Headlines don't sell papers, Slimys sell papers.

by 131114 June 23, 2020

slimy

when you're in a sticky situation

billy- that's all slimy
louis- okurrrrrrr

by bitch411 June 14, 2018

Slimy

When your friends or a singular member of your friend group rejects hanging out with you to hang out with members of the opposite sex.

Man, I was really looking forward to hanging out with the boys today, but half of them just had to be slimy and forget about our plans to go hang with bitches!

by angrymonkey56 July 08, 2018

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 09, 2017

Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

Slimy Stuey

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.

My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!

by Dr. Clyde Hyde February 20, 2016