I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
"shrek is dreck" my dad says I cry
Its never ogre, I will see Shrek again
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
"shrek is dreck" my dad says I cry
Its never ogre, I will see Shrek again
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I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
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Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
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I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
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One famous celebrity having this as a last name is Omar Shreef, the famous Egyptian actor.
One famous celebrity having this as a last name is Omar Shreef, the famous Egyptian actor.
Shreef is an honourable man
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