Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

shell shield

When you get a triple green shell or red shell in Mario Kart and keep it as a shield to avoid other shells. Unfortunately, shell shields are busted by the 'naners.

Shells are used to smack people around.

I pulled out a shell shield. Wario, Ludwig, and Rosalina all went down. Then I just sped ahead to first.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 25, 2017

Rainbow Shield

when a company is receiving hate for a character, so they make them gay or in the LGBTQ+ community. so if people still hate them the company can say "you just hate them because of their sexuality."

people:we hate that character
company:oh ya well he is gay
people:so?
company: thats why you hate him
people:no
company:must be
people:damn rainbow shield

by beeeeebo March 16, 2019

Operation: Shammer Shield

A military term for an operation in a situation where ROTC cadets are deployed into a combat situation.

The ROTC cadets are separated into two platoons; the first being the dedicated cadets who wish to better themselves in their training to become military officers, the second being the 'shammers' i.e. the people who do not care to better themselves or to be an officer and only go through an ROTC to have their schooling paid for.
The operation consists of the platoon of dedicated cadets shielding themselves in combat with the disgusting, fat bodies of the undedicated cadets. The reason for this being that the undedicated cadets are useful for only taking bullets.

These indifferent cadets will assist in Operation: Shammer Shield by running out into the clearing and revealing the location of the machine gun nest.

by johnerism December 12, 2009

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003

bubble shield

synonym for a condom, often used by halo fanatics while engaging in halosex.

hold on i need to put on my bubble shield.

by master chief696969 January 13, 2008

Shem-Shield

The ultimate defense with the effective range of 148cm. Due to the quality of the sheild, the user will be protected from anything ranging from wood splinters to an armageddon sized meteor falling from the sky. The sheild must take the brunt of the attack in order for absolute protection to the wielder to be granted.

It is also light and easy to carry. Please keep in mind that as a shield, it will break with repeated use. However, it can be reforged again and again. Make sure you never leave home without one~

Defend me my Shem-Shield!

A: My Shem-Shield is amazing. I totally thought Godzilla was going to kill me back there.
B: I know right! I can’t wait to get a Shem-Shield of my own!

by GeAa September 15, 2018