Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
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I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022
Get the iPhone Secret Handshake mug.Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.
"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"
by urarakaindisguise April 27, 2021
Get the All Might's Secret Lovechild mug.Certified Side Shaygo Secret or (C.S.S.S) is a swagged-out, blacked out, boy blew her back her back out type secret .
Friend 1:"I don't think I can get girls".
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."
by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023
Get the Certified Side Shaygo Secret mug.Do not trust the shover robot. Pushing is the answer. He has shoved many people, I have pushed many more.
by Pusher Robot September 30, 2003
Get the The Terrible Secret Of Space mug.The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.
Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"
You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!
You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!
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