scrubmunkin

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.

"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!

by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012

scrub dublin

Motor boating balls, instead of boobs

Did that girl ask you to motor boat her last night? No, she was all about the scrub dublin.

by Scrubbin November 21, 2015

Scrub the tub

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.

(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)

by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Scrubby from YT

A nice and kind person who enjoys making people laugh and wages war on all evil things

P1: Man, Scrubby from YT should open a P.O. box so we can ship him crap.

P2: Like supplies to end the musically war?
P1: Yes, we need it to end.

by Mushieus July 24, 2018

Scrubbin Lovin

The bestest thing you could ever experience. It is done by moving your fingers in a good way and rubbing them against someone else who is also moving their fingers in a good way

bro ima need summa that scrubbin lovin dont be a bitch wit tha lovin scrubbin

by scrubby the g January 7, 2019

scrubbydubby

Just a random word that popped into Montanas head.

1- Im feeling a bit scrubbydubby today.

by Monte666332 August 26, 2019