Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Utah Scone

Deep fried dough anywhere else, usually served with butter or fruit. Just "scone" to Utahns and Mormons.

Bro I can't believe they used Utah scones for these Navajo tacos.

by HammerNail September 11, 2023

the sconey

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength

"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry

by Dr linguist June 9, 2014

Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Sconned

when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing

bro im so sconned right now

by sassysasbear October 8, 2020

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008