scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

Scratter

Device for turning whole apples into apple pulp, prior to stacking as "cheeses" for juice extraction by a cider press.

There is an 18th century scratter at Westons Cider Mill

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

scatterbrain

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

by dwan November 15, 2003

scutter

a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.

Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....

by cluck July 23, 2003

Thwat Swatter

Any woman that blocks another woman from having sex by doing or saying something to ruin the mood. (like Cock Blocker but with women)

"I wanted to bang her, but her thwat swatter of a friend made it impossible."

by CRO15 May 19, 2009

Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.

I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007