JD Samson

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre

JD Samson i fucking awesome, I love her!!!!!

by rosex September 14, 2007

Samsung Sam

A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.

Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.

by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021

SamSmellsOfApricots

SamSmellsOfApricots is a YouTube channel owned by Jack Massey Welsh (Known online as JackSucksAtLife). He created sketch videos and his most popular video is ‘Temple Run in Real Life’

Person 1: Did you see Jack’s New video?
Person 2: On what channel? JackSucksAtLife?
Person 1: No, it was SamSmellsOfApricots.
Person 2: So you mean 8 years ago?

by Tommy YT February 11, 2021

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look he has sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019

samsung ringtone

a samsung ring tone is very nice for a history teacher and they like to interrupt history class, and get innocent girls in trouble, and they still love their phones. this normally happens in grade 6 it is part of puberty.

"I love your samsung ringtone, but detention for you for interrupting the class"

by Lilly___23143tbvx February 6, 2020

Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).

I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.

by TheCommunistSpiderChairman June 1, 2021

Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021