Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

nub sammich

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.

Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich

by Graww of Tyria October 18, 2008

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Sammich

A pussy that looks like a roast beef sandwich. Often times disgusting and repulsive.

Hey, don't date her, her Sammich is nasty.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

Sammich

What your sex partner makes for you after you’ve had a round a sex, with the intention of you having sammich energy for the next round of shenanigans

The couple made each other a sammich after the hour long sex session with hopes of round 2 in another 30 minutes.

by NatureNerdGrrl May 19, 2021

Sammich

A pinch of marijuana rolled up into a paper intended for use as a joint.

Hey, roll me a sammich.

by Bumgravy7 April 3, 2019