Ronaldo Statue

A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.

"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Ronald McDonald

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.

son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

ronan

These really amazing guys can sometimes be found asleep on a friend or strangers sofa at 6 in the morning during an Electro party. A Ronan, with his alluring and sofisticated manner both entrances and encapsulates his audience to a degree by such that any argument he is making seems to have a Zen like clarity of logic. This characteristic is often mistaken by others for genius. Probably the most wonderful humans on the planet.

1: "That guy is so amazing I think he just changed my whole perception of reality he's a Ronan if I ever met one!"

2: "Man that cult leader nearly pulled a Ronan on me."

3: "Man that guy is funny, intelligent and attractive he's a real Ronan."

4: "The worlds problems can't be solved in a day, we are not all Ronans y'know."

by icypillz February 4, 2010

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006

Ronald Weasley

God of Sex.






Damn 20 letter minimum.

Ron Weasley may be a fictional characer, but he sure is orgasmic.

by Liv July 31, 2004

Ronald Reagan

A rotten scumbag of a president. As authors on this site obviously slant left wing, independent and libertarian, I'm a little shocked at how anyone on UrbanDictionary could defend such a wackjob of a president. Many of you were probably brainwashed into the "Reagan Legacy" - which is easily the biggest presidential hoax of all time. If anyone goes back and researches Reagan's term and reads his personal writings it would become shockingly apparent that Reagan was just manipulating the masses with a fake personality. Reagan figured that since he was formally an actor he could play the role of a character during his whole term.

See: complete fake and phony

It is a little known fact that in the early 1960's Ronald Reagan OPPOSED equal rights for African Americans.

by not found [Error 404] March 22, 2009

Ronald

Ronaldsexy

Ronald is a sexy,strong man who always puts others before himself. He attracks beautiful woman, usually named paige, and is a wonderful caring father. He can make anyone smile and his soul purpose in life is to help others reach their full potential. He is the best friend, lover you could ever have.

by Whiskerbuscuit December 7, 2019