ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)

bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.

by T. Llello July 27, 2004

Christiano Ronaldo

The male equivalent of Paris Hilton

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."

by jonaspepe September 30, 2009

Ronaldo Statue

A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.

"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Renaldas

he is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.

Renaldas is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.

by Renaldas November 29, 2020

Ronald McDonald

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.

son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

ronan

These really amazing guys can sometimes be found asleep on a friend or strangers sofa at 6 in the morning during an Electro party. A Ronan, with his alluring and sofisticated manner both entrances and encapsulates his audience to a degree by such that any argument he is making seems to have a Zen like clarity of logic. This characteristic is often mistaken by others for genius. Probably the most wonderful humans on the planet.

1: "That guy is so amazing I think he just changed my whole perception of reality he's a Ronan if I ever met one!"

2: "Man that cult leader nearly pulled a Ronan on me."

3: "Man that guy is funny, intelligent and attractive he's a real Ronan."

4: "The worlds problems can't be solved in a day, we are not all Ronans y'know."

by icypillz February 4, 2010

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006