two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

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Red rocks

According to comedian Dave Chappelle, ''Red rocks'' is a nickname for the fourth planet from the Sun in the Solar System ,Mars. The planet is named after the Roman god of war. The iron oxide prevalent on its surface gives it a reddish appearance.

M-A-R-S Mars bitches, that's where we are going, Mars. Red rocks YAY YAY!

Not to be confused with the obesity inducing snack

by OmnipotentDouche July 5, 2011

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Throw rocks at trains

Throwing rocks at trains is an acceptable alternative to engaging in mainstream activities on any given holiday due to your inability to properly participate for any reason. This is taken from Charlie and Mac's tradition in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia of throwing rocks at trains on Christmas.

I just found out my mom would sell herself to buy x-mas presents for me. Screw xmas, I'm going to go throw rocks at trains.

guy one: It's valentines day and we both are alone.. again. man this sucks.
guy two: yeah I guess we should go throw rocks at trains.. again.
fat girl: Can i come?
guys one and two: Uhhhh... no.

by lil shua March 2, 2011

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box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

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