weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

southport reporter

Southport Reporter is an online newspaper, that was the first to be recognized as an accredited news outlet (newspaper) in the UK. It covers all types of news from all all over Merseyside. It is a Trade Mark of Patrick Trollope and run by both PCBT Photography and PBT Media Relations Ltd.

I found it on Southport Reporter. It is a news report on Southport Reporter. Online Newspaper Southport Reporter.

by artlactemadidiscibisknollage January 15, 2016

Revolutionary reporter

A reporter that writes fact.

-I did read a column in Washington Post the other day written by an "revolutionary reporter". -What kind of reporter is that, a revolutionist? No he is revolutionary in the sense, that you can always trust that what he writes, is facts.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

Dumb retarted

When someone says something funny or when somebody say something stupid or dumb that make no sense

1. “ knock,knock”

“ Who’s there”

“Punani”

“ Punani who?”

“ Punani undefeated “

“ omg shut up you dumb retarted!”

2. “What’s 2x6?”

“ it’s 8 nigga “

“ no nigga you dumb retarted “

by Queenb31 March 1, 2019

Bhavsarian Retort

1. A social media comment or response, lacking any real substance that is designed to agitate, offend, and incite an argument.
2. The echo produced when while performing cunalingus. The performer screams a word or phrase directly into the vagina. The sound waves entering the vagina reverberate off of the walls of the slut's cavernous womb. The time delay between the scream and the subsequent echo measures the slutiness of the individual.

The Feminist Facebook page was discussing the merits of whether a glass ceiling still exists until John came in and made the Bhavsarian Retort: "Bitches need to shut up, listen, and get their asses back to the kitchen". Then he dropped his mouse pad like a boss and exited the discussion.

John knew his one night stand was a bit loose in the sack, when he screamed hello! into her vagina and he received someone else's Bhavsarian Retort, presumably from the night before, four minutes later.

by Jonny no no May 19, 2021

not/retarted

Form of neo-pronouns used by closeted gay men as a way of expressing their gayly emotions.

My pronouns are not/retarted.

by flute_meister May 25, 2021

Mandatory reporter

A person whose position includes as one of its tenants the obligation to report possible criminal activity to a higher authority should they be made aware of it. If it is made aware that they knew of the possible activity and failed to report it, they will be implicated as a criminal conspirator and be made subject to legal reprisal.

A school teacher is a mandatory reporter who must file a letter of concern to higher authorities should they learn that one of their students is possibly being abused.

by AOmundson June 8, 2024