restless blood

A woman who is addicted to sex that when she spends a lengthy time without it, she becomes almost crazy. This woman can do anything in her power to stabilize her blood, even, sleeping with a total stranger.

Karen: This is supposed to be our girls' night out, how come, we are not seeing Samantha again?

Mary: Didn't you know that Samantha is a restless blood?

Karen: Aw, a what? What do you mean, a restless blood?

Mary: She goes to street looking for a stud that will tame her wild ways, whenever, her adopted habits kick in.

Karen: Streets aren't safe anymore at this age of AIDS. We must settle for genuine men that will do the bargaining for us.

by Tonon October 22, 2011

goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts

Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

Restarded

to have to restart a computer or a process because the computer or process is really
stupid.

Internet Explorer 7 sucks, it was behaving strangely so it had had to be restarded.

by werdology October 14, 2008

rectalfit

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by

He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.

by jhwilson August 4, 2007

restauraint

A so-called food establishment that isn't fit to eat in.

Wow, don't ever try to get a meal at that restauraint; there's rats and cockroaches all over the place!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009