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Religion

The actual embodiment of opression, intolerance, and cancer.
Haha religion? More like deligion.
I don’t ducking know how to make jokes.
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Religion is like an STD, it spreads like wildfire and ruins people's lives. The difference between the two is almost impossible to find, unless you take into account that the religious people can still have safe sex. It's such a shame though.
Religion ruined my life because I'm gay.
by Sinisterboi March 13, 2018
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Religion

The guy who keeps knocking on my door.
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religioncel

A word used to define someone who blindly believes in their religious faith and will say or do anything to defend their beliefs, even when presented with contrarian evidence.
Sam you are being a real religioncel, prayers are you just silently talking to yourself.
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Religion: Worship/theism

Religion is worshiping a God. It started arounf 50000 B.C.E, there are many religions, but most of them have at least some similarities. The most popular religion is Christianity. The opposite of religion is Atheism, and there are two kinds if Atheists for religion, the nice ones who are okay with religious folk, and those who bash religion. Most replies on UD after the 3rd page are the ladder. Religious people mostly think that there is one of three:
God, Goddess, Diodee.
But there also is a lot of religions that have multiple Gods or Goddesses.
A lot of people think that religion caused wars.
That is untrue, ultra-religious popes who hated everyone who wasn't their religion did. But nowdays, it changed.

Places of intrest for religion are: Temples, Churches, Cults

Respect to all religions.

See also: Pope, Theist, Atheist
Catholic: My religion is Catholicism
Islamist: My religion is Islam
Jew: My religion is Judaisn
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022
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Religion Baiting

a post that is about religion in facebook or other social media that says like "Good afternoon plss use 1minute to thank god🙏🙏", only god's children's will type amen and more. and it exploit people's empathy and religiousity by these author's post to gain likes and reaction and tons of comment section there. and sometimes they uses fear-mongering like "ignore with bad luck" and more. It is common in Africa which is religious and most religious areas. but rarely in secular developing areas
A girl from Philippines is Religion Baiting in Facebook to gain likes and reaction
A man from Nairobi becomes popular and had many likes in his Facebook page because of his religion baiting
by yourcoolboui November 5, 2023
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office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.
Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".
by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011
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