erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.

The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.

by stars and strikes June 7, 2014

ghetto reflections

When you drive by a glass front store to see your rims spinning as you drive by to see the reflection.

I went by the store the other day and seen those ghetto reflections.

by Klrcc1 January 27, 2017

forehead reduction

Something Jacksfilms still hasn't got.

My forehead is big, therefore I need a forehead reduction surgery.

by July 28th July 26, 2017

Seduction Reduction

This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.

Example:

Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.

Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.

Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!

by Belch Queen June 16, 2019

Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009