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On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*
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Reality

Located in the farthest region of sanity, Reality is many a splendored place. The grass broken and brown and the air smells like chlorofluorocarbons heated to a temperature that is most unnatural. Sounds are often harsh, crashing through the inner membrane of every cell in your body. Everything here is sharp, jagged. Not many people enjoy it there, but often have not a choice.

But do not fear, there is an escape. Beveranges, ranging in potency from that of chocolate milk to vodka, can prevent contact with this most fatal of worlds. The best psychiatric developments, such as LSD, take the "tourist" as we call them, far, far out of the boundaries of Reality.
Possible side effects are death, brain damage, and more death.
"Dude, where are we? It's so hot here, and everything is prickly!"

-"I don't know what this place is, but I don't like it...I've heard on the news that it's called....Reality? How do we get somewhere else?"

"Have you heard about the new product? I can't remember what it's called...LMD....LF....LSD! That's it! Through this genious spaceship, we can go anywhere!"

(Together) "Hooray for science!"
by Tha T. Guy May 28, 2008
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Realosity

The quality of being accurate, on-point, and honest.
"I can't help it if you bitches can't handle my realosity!" Naomi exclaimed.
by Rigpa March 14, 2009
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Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.
The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.
by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010
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lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.
Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011
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reality

Reality has become a commodity.
When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.
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