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reality TV

a shitty ass excuse for a TV show.

something people with no lives talk about durring social times.

FAKE.
Girl: Oh My God did you see the new real world it was so dramatic and good. that josh is such a hottie
Me: are you fucking kidding me bitch make me a sandwich and film it we'll send it into mtv because that is as interesting as that bullshit. fuck you. fuck reality tv. get a life.
by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005
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realization

1. an act of becoming fully aware of something as a fact.

2. the fulfillment or achievement of something desired or anticipated.
The other day I had the realization that my friends were very weird.
by TheReasonWhyYouExist August 20, 2016
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Reality Shifting

Reality Shifting is basically moving your consciousness NOT your soul or body, to another already existing reality of your desire!it has been practiced from people for many centuries now but it became popular because of tik tok 2020.There was a lot of missinformation and lies about shifting on tik tok so you should be careful but there are many trustable shifters and sources to get information about it from! Shifting is not daydreaming nor lucid dreaming it feels exactly the same as this present moment you have all of your senses!YES YOU CAN SHIFT!There are many technics called "Shifting methods" that you don't really have to use but can be useful to help you reach to your desired reality (Dr) also known as Intended reality (Ir).Yes you can actually shift to a fictional world or to be an animal.Antishifters still find it hard to believe the reality of shifting but if YOU beleive that it's real then IT IS!Anyone is capable of it just by beleiving!GO AND SHIFT BABES!😌 And for those having doubts or being scared ...THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF!No you are NOT gonna die or get stuck/stay forever to another reality unless that's what your desire!No it is not against any religions NO it is not dangerous.It requires your effort but you sure can!People in your desired realities are REAL don't mess with them!Take care and shift~
Person A: YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT I JUST DID!
Person B: You look very excited what is it?
Person A:Okay sit down i got to share this with you..I JUST CAME BACK FROM A REALITY SHIFTING!
by _ nknown X May 21, 2022
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Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh
For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"
by Porlus December 30, 2007
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reality

"Humans define their reality through suffering and misery." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by Matrixation September 25, 2006
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virtual reality

A cyberworld where the ugly can be beautiful, the weak can be strong, the old can be young, the poor can be rich, boys can be girls and no one really minds at all.
If you are a gamerboy, then you would rather live in virtual reality.
by Guido1 October 27, 2009
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Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.
"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."
by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009
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