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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 16, 2007
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1-10 Female Rating Scale)

The scale of how you rate a female. Being usually one as just, ew... And ten as holy shit I want to fuck her
Douchebag John: I go by the 1-10 Female Rating Scale) and Kim get a 69 cus damn dat ass doe
by A$$Hole with no swag. September 6, 2016
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gangsta rating

a rating that goes up each time you do something gangsta
person 1: "imma beat your ass"
person 2: "dawg your gangsta rating just went up boiiiii"
by gangstagangsta092 July 21, 2007
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ratting

an offensive way to insult an ugly person, origin; went farmers used to take there dogs to kill rats in barns.
your pig ugly! i wouldn't take you ratting!
by BrettR October 3, 2005
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Ramming Speed

Gay nautical exploration with men named "Speed"
Hey guys, I think we'll hit ramming speed tonight!
by Mike Anaka September 12, 2007
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
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rating for this site

0.0, as in it's better than 0% of sites on the web.
The rating for this site is a low rating.
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