Quoonk

There is no actual definition of the work "quoonk". It is simply used to replace any word in the English language in order to confuse others.

"How was quoonk today?"
"What does that mean?"
"Quoonk does what mean?"
"What?"
"Quoonk."

by Caitlin6564 June 4, 2018

quoonch

To step on or fall on top of a slug.

“He quoonched that poor slug”.

by Stinky Dave November 20, 2021

quonzah

A homophone of Kwanza...coined by John P. Beckley...in 2000..
It is a noun. It describes a heptagon
shaped, 2 or 3 dimentional object or graphic...It serves as a reminder of ones
connectedness....
(Type "quonzah" into any search engine
for more information and facts)

They have a quonzah on thier lawn.
He is wearing a gold quonzah on a chain..

by John Babajohn January 5, 2005

Quornchiladas

Quornchiladas made using ground Quorn instead of hamburger & you cannot tell the difference. Prepare enchiladas as you normally would & substitute ground Quorn for hamburger, top with lots of yummy cheese & traditional enchilada sauce.

Ground Quorn is a protein that is not animal or vegetable based. Quorn is a fungus and therefore not animal or vegetable, although bichemically similar to animals on the cellular level, so is a good source of nutrition and you feel good about eating it.

"No animals were killed in the making of these delicious Quornchiladas."

"I like my Quornchiladas with a Corona!!!"

by JAMGIRL80003 May 5, 2010

Quoop

When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.

*frenetic splashing sounds* "Hey! Air bubbles?!? That was a quoop. You quooped!"

by Mortechant June 14, 2015

Qwoon

-Pronunciation(K-WOO-N)-
A coon that acts like a queer, a queer coon, in other words, a qwoon

Oh my God Jamal is such a fucking qwoon

by Blackie June 14, 2016

quondratez

A loving, outgoing person who always gets heart broken. The best person you will ever meet. Great personality and very truthful. Won't lie about anything. Willing to do anything for you, even giving you the world.

I wish I had me a quondratez!
"He's a very loyal person can I please have him?"

by Only way November 18, 2016