Patriotic Quilt

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.

Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'

by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022

peace and quiet at last

A phrase commonly used when an annoying-ass bastard of a person leaves.

"peace and quiet at last," John said as his uncle's annoying girlfriend left.

by NOTCODYPIERCE July 11, 2018

quiet jack off

Masturbating without making any noise so others do not hear you.

"Man, I've mastered the art of the quiet jack off. I'm able to masturbate while my roommate is sitting quietly studying in his room without him knowing a thing!"

by romanticizer December 15, 2011

quiffer

quiffer is a pusy fart

you are a fucking quiffer

by jennifer December 15, 2003

full quieting

A phenomenon on FM transmissions where the incoming signal is sufficient to engage the receiver limiters - thus eliminating the noise due to amplitude fluctuations.

"Roger that Ground Team Alpha, we got you full quieting."

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

Quiet

1) Containing little noise, but not silence.

2) The state of little sound.

3) To lower something's (usually the voice's) sound.

1) This room is quiet.

2) The quiet in this room is creeping me out.

3) Quiet, you hooligan!

by JPA4president May 18, 2004

Quiff

badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart

Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.

by Teddy Boy March 19, 2003