Quief

The excuse that your girlfriend uses when she has farted

"She tried to convince me that it was a quief but something began to smell bad..."

by Kaiser_fj November 17, 2006

Quief

the expulsion of air forced into the vagina during intercourse.

After a rousing session of doggie style sex, Jim pulled his penis from Jill's vagina only to be greeted buy a very loud quief.

by jupton April 16, 2003

Quiefierre

a woman who quiefs suddenly during a steamy threesome and then wrongfully blames the other woman in an effort to escape embarrassment.

While Daddy was grinding two icky-sticky holes at once, Cindy quiefed and blamed Sandy so that doubt of the quiefing culprit would permeate the air thicker than the juicy quief's salty scent itself. Cindy's stinky lie to save her perfect image renders her the ultimate Quiefierre.

by Daddy Jon Hahl June 22, 2011

quiffle

Aka queef. A pussy fart

After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.

by rubthebelly December 24, 2004

quif

Air built up inside a woman's danger zone, that bursts out when movement occurs. This is prominately found when a man "hits is from the back," or "doggystyle." Then the woman moves to another position.

A quif usually happens while women are thinking of what's going to happen on the next friends, did I turn the oven off, and wondering when this is going to end.

by duck February 7, 2005

queff

when a women farts out of her pussy.

we were 69ing and she queffed right in my mouth

by Ryley February 22, 2005

Quief

A pussy fart.

I fucked my girlfriend, then she quifed.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003