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Quick Simp

A Quick Simp is someone that simps rapidly for someone.
Officer Quick Simp'd for Lupus as soon as they joined voice chat.
by JawsChamp February 19, 2021
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Quickscoping Tryhard

Someone who thinks that just because they can quickscope in Call of Duty private matches, that they are amazing players, and can beat anyone in an online match or a 1v1 with anything other than the Intervention or M40A3. Quickscoping tryhards almost always have at least one of the following:
1) Turtle Beaches
2) A youtube channel that doesn't actually have any videos of them quickscoping on it
3) Some kind of capture card
4) A modded controller
5) Non-legit 9th or 10th prestige via 10th Lobby
Ryan is such a quickscoping tryhard, he thinks he's amazing just because he can quickscope. I'd kick his ass in a real match.
by xyz1347 September 26, 2010
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quick nut

quick nut: the speedy release of sexual tension without the purpose of sexual gratification but release of tension itself
Man, I don't care if I fuck or jerk off, but I need a quick nut before the big proposal so I can concentrate on the presentation.
by TooSick4U December 21, 2009
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Quicksand

1)Quicksand- Sand surface that when stepped on, gives way which causes you to sink at a certain rate due to certain factors:
-Height/Weight
-Surface Area
-Movement

2)Quicksand(Situation)-Situation where no matter what you do, things only get worse. Even if you are trying your hardest to make things better.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey watch your step.
Bob:What...*steps in quicksand* Ahh! What is this?!
Bill: You just fell into some quicksand!
Bob: Bummer...*sinks*

Example 2:
Bill: Ah poop...
Bob: Hey what's the matter?
Bill: It's my wife, no matter what I do our marriage seems to break away.
Bob: Well there's only one solution.*Pulls out gun*
Bill: O_o*sigh*
by Tasty Poptarts December 10, 2009
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Quick Pick

The act of picking your nose very fast before a known person walks around the corner. Often done in the workplace
Saul: (chair get up noise)

Josh: (quick pick)

Saul: Dude were you picking your nose?

Josh: Busted. I thought I had more time for a quick pick!
by Foxygrandpa13 July 20, 2012
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spanish quickie

you take the roach of a blunt or joint and put it in the tip of any tobacco product.
Jack: This blunt is too small to hit..
Max: Let's just smoke a spanish quickie.
by Doctor Octopus March 2, 2009
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0 to 100 real quick

the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected.
Male student: DEEZ NUTS!
Teacher: You know, (insert name here), I was a lot like you when i was your age.
Male student: Wow, really?
Teacher: Yeah but the difference is i actually got pussy
Male student 2: Wow, 0 to 100 real quick...
by queenvelocity445 November 21, 2015
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