queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities

Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!

by slag surfer March 22, 2010

Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.

I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.

by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015

post-queefal

Noun: the state of embarrassment experienced by intimate partners after one has queefed in front of the other(s). Generally characterized by flushed cheeks, avoidance of eye contact and/or lack of mention of said queef.

Matthew never called Eileen back for a third date after a drunken post-queefal interlude.

by GunnDom Queefs-a-lot October 10, 2010

Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.

OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.

by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010

Queeferpenis

-When your dick wont stop farting

-A dirty name to call someone

"Hey you, Queeferpenis, come over here. Thats right, I called you that."

by who the hell is howdy dootie February 28, 2010

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016