quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010

quasi chode

A chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is wider than it is long. A quasi chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is as wide as it is long

e.g corbin u have a quasi chode

by wowky January 14, 2006

Quasi-girlfriend

A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyfriend / husband returns.

Meghan was his quasi-girlfriend; She was only seeing him seriously until her boyfriend returned from Germany.

by Giirri April 17, 2008

quasi-queer

(n.) a person who identifies as heterosexual but also has some degree of transgender identity issues creating an underlying homosexual persona (or the "gay guy trapped in a chick's body " paradox). Not to be used to describe someone who is mildly attracted to members of their same gender.

Girl, I found her porn stash - she went from fag hag to quasi-queer faster than a bullet train.

by andumyeah June 19, 2017

quasifagmoistic

of or pertaining to the traits of an emo fag

that kid is so quasifagmoistic

by yukidaruma May 8, 2006

quasi-ho

one that refers to sexual terms and always tries to seduce, when really they just wannabe whores

I think that girl is quasi ho because she always trying to be something she's not.

by SpeciallyMe! April 23, 2004

quasington

A Person ,usually of the male species who is so dreadfully ugly that he is often associated with "Quasimodo" due to his large teeth and ape like posture.

Whats "quasington" saying these days ?

Nothing like seeing "quasingtons" face to make you realize how lucky you are.

by Dr Hag February 24, 2009