Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

Quaker Fuck

To, as forcefully and powerfully as you can, thrust into a gal's vagina, causing an instantaneous orgasm, and by doing so, gettin her knocked up.

Quaker Fuckin, man, those Quakers got the right idea. It's like BOOM, ya pregnant.

by AGENT XTRIZZLE November 14, 2006

quaker

Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.

-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.

by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

quape

k-way-p

1. To be glomped, mass hugged, or boarder line dry humped.

2. A grape that isnt fare trade

1:
person 1: Hay I walked into work today and was qaped by Jen, Alan and Bill...
Person 2: Lucky sod!

2:
Person 1:

Is that wine fair trade?
Person 2:
No Its Quaped

by Rubium November 17, 2009

roll your quaters

To Masturbate

FUCK! ive got a huge boner im going to go roll my quaters

Damn Josh, you fucking bater all you ever do is roll your quaters!

by some guy November 19, 2002

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014