tittytappin da putty tat

inserting a corncob into a golpher hole at a rapid pace

i am gonna start tittytappin da putty tat that works at my office because she is fine.

by skippy d November 1, 2007

Putroid prime

misspelling of metroid prime. To the poster that says anal from your grandpa is better than this game: how would you know? And you don't know games my ignorant pissant.

Putroid Prime? Its sony roolz in disguise!!! Get HIM!

by chrisguy November 17, 2004

purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

Silly Putty

When you take your sack and stretch it to cover a girls face, similar to silly putty

Dude, so I met this chick, and we went back to my crib, but her face wasn't lookin right, so I had to silly putty her.

by CDUNKMTOWN October 18, 2008

puthy flapth

The flapth of the puthy that hide the thercet

moom i got my puthy flapth caught in the door again

by I_am_gayyy February 12, 2020

butt putty

1. Material used to fill excessive asscrack.
2. Product for controling diarrhea.

1.Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world for the plummer that fixed my sink this morning.
2.That burrito tore me up. I'll never get off the toilet unless I get some kind of butt putty.

by gmoneycobra December 27, 2007

Putra

Sexy boy who gets all the chicks. Likes only juicy asians. Like syrup pouring out. He needs the most syrup, so much that you could eat pancakes with. His name is the great, great dick. Great big dick. Only the juicy tasty wet Asians with tight pussy can get him.

That guys is such a Putra

by B!g b!@ck d!ck November 8, 2013