putin top

When a middle aged or older man does activities without a shirt. Based on Russia's current leader Vladimir Putin and his constant fishing, riding a horse, hunting without a shirt.
Example photos available on request(from me) or a search of the internet.

My uncle likes to walk in the park in his putin top. His back is hairy and everyone avoids him. He thinks he is a stud.

by Whatshouldbe November 29, 2014

Putin

Has bromance with Donald trump

You you love that guy so much you are putin

by Truthteller2016politics October 27, 2016

Putin

Taking a shit in the former Soviet Union

"Hey what are you doing in the bafroom?"
"I'm Putin!"
"Where?"
"Russia!"

by Rhenthalin April 26, 2007

Vladimir Putin

An ugly fat bald headed crazy ass manwho gets 0 bitches and likes to threaten and attack random countries.

"Hey have you heard of Vladimir Putin?"

"Yeah! He's a bald headed ass freak who likes to attack random countries!"

by katzekazten March 4, 2022

Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019