purple daze

A daydream with gay undertones.

Sally: John! Stop daydreaming!!
John: Sorry Girlfriend. I think I have to break up with you.
Sally: Why?!
John: I just had a purple daze... I think I'm gay!

by Chickem Fried February 5, 2010

Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

by sans panties April 14, 2014

Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Purplenette

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude

Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.

by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014

Purple Line

When two or more people are mentally connected and are capable to undesranding what the other is thinking.

When me and Nikki both said the same thing at the same time, we were connected by the purple line.

by Haon2099 October 22, 2017

Purple Santa

The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath

by JancyBrew April 21, 2018

Purli

British (informal) someone/something that is physically appealing/ aesthetically pleasing.

Oh shit look at that purli ting, let’s pull him

by Km4161 June 2, 2018