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penal wart

a fleshy growth found on one's junk.
Dick 1: Yo man i think you've got something on your face.

Dick 2: Yea bro thats just my penal wart.
by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009
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Death penalty

I just wanted to clear up some misconceptions people have about liberals and the death penalty. Many conservatives, with their usual black and white thinking, suppose that every single American liberal alive opposes the death penalty, and not only that, but feels sorry for the criminal to boot. This is balderdash however. We despise criminals just as much as you do, and only a very small but vocal minority of liberals actively opposes the death penalty.

To the main point: Why do some liberals oppose the death penalty?

A) It's very, very expensive. Yes, a lot more so than just shoving the bastard in prison for the rest of his life. Huge pull on our tax dollars
B) The number of people who have been wrongfully convicted, sentenced to death, and then found to be innocent is disturbingly high.
C) Statistically, minorities are far, far more likely to be put to death largely because of preconceived biases among the jury. Also, poorer minorities have to deal with shitty public defenders that can't put forth a good case, unlike far wealthier white criminals who can hire the best of the best.
If it were up to me, the death penalty would be applicable only in cases of definitive guilt (hard evidence that the perpetrator is the right dude). Also, he'd have to be at least 18, of course, and above a certain IQ threshold.
by Submitters of Words June 14, 2011
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death penalty

Comedian John Oliver put it well on the Daily Show when he compared the death penalty to the McRib- "When it's gone, it seems so tantalizing. But once you have it, you think to yourself, this is ethically wrong. Should this be aloud in a civilized society?"
The death penalty is a controversial and often emotional issue, yet John Oliver was witty enough to poke fun at it in a way that would make people on both sides of the issue laugh.
by niceatheist June 26, 2014
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pugalier

A designer dog, crossed between a pug and a king charles cavalier. The pugalier looks like a pug but has a slightly longer nose and is more slender, with fewer health problems.
That's a wicked looking pug-cross, is it a pugalier?
by Tidy06 April 2, 2006
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penal area

the are in which the penis is, great for fucking and to be sucked.
Dude my penal area is sore from the hardcore lesbian sex i watched last night. I masurbated so hard !! look at the soreness and cancerous areas. this is soo crazy i would rather just get 6 stds and die.
by gregls March 7, 2008
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friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.
How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.
by heylookatthat December 24, 2014
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Penal Front

A rap group based in Altoona, Pennsylvania, known for their tight beats and smoove gooves. Members include Neva Die, Baby Teef, and Clifton Wheatstone.
Aww did you hear the new Penal Front joint, that sh*t is dope!!
by Lil' Brudder May 3, 2005
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