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psychiatrist

A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.

Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.

Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:

Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning

Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime

THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
by Joan M May 17, 2007
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Mass Formation Psychosis

A term popularised by Dr. Robert Malone a person who specialises in vaccinology, virology, and immunology. He is the inventor of the mRNA vaccine and the technology behind mRNA who developed a scientific breakthrough in 1987.

On January 1st 2022 Joe Rogan the creator of ‘the Joe Rogan Experience’ interviewed Dr.Robert Malone. During the podcast Malone and Rogan discussed the Covid-19 virus it’s impact on the world and the various responses world governments have made. Malone stated that world governments have overreacted to the Covid virus and criticised the WHO and the medical community for labelling a virus with such a high recovery rate as being a “pandemic”.

Malone criticised America and world governments for taking an overly dramatic approach in combatting the spread of Covid by violating civil liberties, freedoms and human rights. Malone then stated that, a large group of people in these societies who always tend to follow government orders and demands without questioning the narrative are living in a state of “Mass Formation Psychosis”.
Person 1: “I’m so happy I got my 3rd booster shot today.”
Person 2: “You do realise that getting the covid vaccine doesn’t stop you from getting sick, you can still get infected and be very sick and you can spread it to other people.”
Person 1: “Yeah well my government told me to do it to stop those Anti-Vaxx super spreaders from spreading this virus.”
Person 2: “Bro didn’t you get Covid like 2 weeks ago you were home for 1 week?”
Person 1: “Shut up you Anti-Vaxx scum stop spreading conspiracy theories you extremist.”

An example of a person suffering from ‘mass formation psychosis‘
by Anonymous27468 January 5, 2022
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psychosis

a fake medical diagnosis used by unintelligent Freemasons
do you have mental health issues or a high iq

psychosis

real intelligence
by SEAMUS MAHONE March 1, 2020
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psychoist

After Lauri and Brent burned their offering to the woodland lords, they went for a nice bike ride. They sure are psychoists.
by backotruck June 2, 2013
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Psychiatrist

Physciatrist another word for cops.
I am not a psychiatrist, I am an officer of the law.
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
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Urban Psychotic

Person born in a rural area who later moves into an urban setting and becomes paranoid from the stress of population, pace and everyday competition. These people tend to become confused at times and believe everyone is out to get them. Sometimes, they lock themselves away for hours, afraid to grasp the realities of human interaction. Consequently, in order to survive, new guides for a self-perceived Utopian society, based on their lack of acceptance by peers, is conceptualized by them for the world to follow.
The Nebraska farm boy grew up with the chickens and cows. They spoke to him. He answered back. When he left for the big city, farm animals were nowhere to be found and it was difficult making new friends. They didn't need feeding. They didn't come home when he called. They didn't hear him. Time to take the bull by the horns, he thought. City folks are different. Considered to be reclusive, he became the classic urban psychotic.
by Nicholas Davis January 2, 2009
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pachitis

Inflammation of the Pachita. A pachita is what this bolivian kid called a vagina once upon a time in La Paz.

It is the infectious disease of being a puss or coward. It is another way to call someone a puss.

Can also be used as though you have caught the disease. Patch.
Oh you're out of breath...is your pachitis acting up?

Friend - I was gonna jump off the cliff but when I got up there...
Me - Let me guess, your Pachitis flared up a bit?

Me - Dude you used to be down but you musta caught the Patch, cuz now you ain't got it dog.
by bubs18 March 23, 2007
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