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psycholist by Dom238579 June 17, 2008
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A psycho on a bicycle.
The kind of cyclist that:
Races through red lights, screaming like a spartan when anyone dares to walk across the road in front of them.
Suddenly weaves in between moving cars without indicating.
Rides on the pavement and gets angry if pedestrians don't move for them.
Speeds up as soon as they see a pedestrian crossing.
Has a death wish.
The kind of cyclist that:
Races through red lights, screaming like a spartan when anyone dares to walk across the road in front of them.
Suddenly weaves in between moving cars without indicating.
Rides on the pavement and gets angry if pedestrians don't move for them.
Speeds up as soon as they see a pedestrian crossing.
Has a death wish.
Psycholist by SKV June 2, 2014
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Para-Sudoku-Psychosis
An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.
Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.
Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.
Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013
psychostitute
"Dr. Phil" McGraw has psychics on his show who pretend they can help you grieve by communicating with your dead loved ones. That dude is a total psychostitute.
psychostitute by Sheldon W. Helms January 18, 2012
facebook psychosis
1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.
facebook psychosis by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016
winter psychosis
Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.
Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
winter psychosis by hatewinter March 19, 2014