Proctate

to watch over, to look out for

A study hall proctor proctates; I proctated my neighbor's kids

by Clippity Clop January 15, 2019

Potaterminus

A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021

lil prostate

the coolest pussy fucking rapper who likes oprah

NIGGER lil prostate

by lil prostate bioat May 5, 2018

Crazy 8 the prostate

While receiving fellatio your girl will take her 4 fingers from each hand and gently insert into your copper penny and probe the prostate which inturn will make you cum like a baby gorilla.
Always incorporate the balls ladies

Hey Boner Garage why don't you slide on over here to big papa and crazy 8 the prostate!

Oh Creeger you so crazy I wanna shit out your baby!

by Creeger33 February 2, 2023

Prostate Pounder

An alternitive of calling someone gay.

Clay Aiken Is A Prostate Pounder.

by Immad Atchu June 17, 2008

prostate broom

A plant that grows on the ground but idiots call it prostate not prostrate.

Has anyone seen the new prostate brooms at the garden center today?

by plant master tom January 16, 2010

prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.

Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer

by cnuts16 February 16, 2004