proper melly

When you are describing someone who is either weird,stupidor a retard

That girl over there is a proper melly

by Keeneanos April 4, 2017

Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021

proper fuel

a special and right music for listening, e.g. when somebody is asking some special tracks for listening, then he or she is asking for the proper fuel

Please name some proper fuel for listening.

by wirelesspeople January 19, 2013

A proper think

To wank over.

"I'm going to have to have a proper think about her."

by FeloniousMonkey October 21, 2020

Proper Dropper

A punishment, often dealt by moneylenders in the United Kingdom, where hydrochloric acid is dispensed by eyedropper to burn the debtor and encourage them to pay the money back as quickly as possible.

1. For failure to pay his gambling debts that man had his face burned by a Proper Dropper.

2. You have 1 week to pay back the money you owe or you will be tortured by a Proper Dropper.

by UK Tourist August 24, 2008

proper scruff

Someone from low social economic background who is dirty, unwashed and lacks brain cells

Warrington and Darren daglish are canny lads, nee way they are proper Scruffs

by Shearerlike January 26, 2016