proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
by BuzzytheBear February 17, 2016
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proper annoying

When someone isn't just being annoying and they're being proper annoying its intensified.
Right, that's proper annoying me.
by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017
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proper thot

"Mate she's a proper thot"
by WolfOfCherno November 28, 2017
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Proper Dropper

A punishment, often dealt by moneylenders in the United Kingdom, where hydrochloric acid is dispensed by eyedropper to burn the debtor and encourage them to pay the money back as quickly as possible.
1. For failure to pay his gambling debts that man had his face burned by a Proper Dropper.

2. You have 1 week to pay back the money you owe or you will be tortured by a Proper Dropper.
by UK Tourist July 27, 2008
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Proper slothin'

To be bragging about that you look haggard
A girl goes to school, with hair a mess, and wearing sweats. ''i'm Proper slothin' today bhys''
by Lollipop1234567890 November 23, 2010
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Proper Obsessive

Someone that have an intuitive feeling of the delta between reality and the theoretical optimum.
He obsesses over inadequate or ineffective things or processes in a healthy way until they find a solution.
These guys are the bringer of change.
Hey man, have you seen the new manager? he is a proper obsessive, he completely rewrote the project guidelines and it's awesome.
by Noob Psyborg March 29, 2023
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 25, 2016
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