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Prokey

Someone who is annoying, but easy to lose at something, like a sport or game
God I hate that new basketball player. He's such a prokey!
by KimbleMystic2 November 21, 2025
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Get Procked

A term used when you have been scammed by a friend.
Will: Hi Sam, Could I borrow your Staff of Sliske?
Sam: Ye sure! Just make sure you don't stake it...
*Later That Day*
Nathan: Sam, Where is your Staff?
Sam: I Loaned it to Will.
Tom: LOL GET PROCKED IDIOT.
by 36Nathan63 January 17, 2018
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Flookey-pooked

When you give money or items to someone, and wait for them to come back ... but they don't.
"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot
by Thirstymango September 10, 2022
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And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.
Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2025
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