1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011
pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
by Griffon727 April 11, 2012
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by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009
Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014
Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
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by Kranken March 13, 2012